maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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