no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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