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  • 42 27
    Submitted by theoldguy on Jan 15, 12 at 10:03am
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    "I am really flexible" will probably let him know all he needs to

    • 25 17
      Submitted by soccer360 on Jan 15, 12 at 11:49am
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      And she will be offered a promotion.

  • 29 17
    Submitted by Yeep on Jan 15, 12 at 10:01am
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    "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"

  • 29 21
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 15, 12 at 10:34pm
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    Could also go with "went on a date with Chris brown"

  • 22 17
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 16, 12 at 7:28am
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    If you boss remembers the days before corporate implanted a stick up his ass, he'll laugh it off.

  • 23 23
    Submitted by toshaama on Jan 16, 12 at 8:54am
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    Promotion!

  • 26 31
    Submitted by krazybobblehead on Jan 15, 12 at 12:54pm
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    That'll teach her to talk back