we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have demons in me.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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