i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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