Tell her she can't have a vagina
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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