Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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