Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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