no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Operation Purity has been aborted
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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