does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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