At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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