So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
We are all done wearing pants today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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