You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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