RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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