there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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