the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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