i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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