Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Hello my rib-scented angel!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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