i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I AM VODKA MAN
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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