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  • THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS EVER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:31pm
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  • That's harsh, op. The TSA at Pittsburgh International is pretty damn annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:47pm
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  • why would you take those things to a place with security. where the fuck were you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:15pm
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  • 3:30... girls only need a finger or two. They win for convenience.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:58pm
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  • i had a small bullet vibe and a larger g-spot vibe in my carry-on for a flight out of la guardia. i didn't get stopped but the old black man at the x-ray machine sure did look confused. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:01pm
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  • Next time, check your toys and leave the massage oil at home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:50pm
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  • i read this in the new Cosmo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:36pm
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  • It is less messy for you ladeys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:08pm
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  • 315 airport dumbass...lol..large dildo also very funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:24pm
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  • 4:08: "ladeys"? Do yourself a favor and go back to school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:50pm
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  • Omg.. One time the underwire in my bra set it off and I got strip searched by a hick chick with a mullet. I hate having such big boobs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:46am
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  • my need to post FIRST on a tfln has been satisfied.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:14pm
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  • Its happened to the best of us. For me the lady at the scanner said she believed it was something perverted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:17pm
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  • Glad this has happened to someone other than me. Security felt it and looked at me, I did a frantic "no no no no oh god, please don't pull it out of my bag" head motion, he laughed and let me go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:47pm
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  • 412...Pittsburgh....hate that airport... They took my phone. Never got it back. Never.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:00pm
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  • PittsbuRge airport all the way jiggas

    Submitted by Alan909 on Nov 26, 10 at 12:03am
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  • The x-rays show pretty decent detail so if they inspected the toys, they were just being pissy. That's pretty crappy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:03pm
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  • This happened to me. Except the officer was a giu who liked sex so we hooked up later that night and he did terrible things to my vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:30am
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  • You have to put that shit in the large cargo section.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:17pm
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  • Awkward to thee MAXX.

    Submitted by Blesoncye25 on Jul 7, 10 at 1:23am
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  • HAHA! have had that happen.. they pulled mine out ..with my parents in line behind me...they thought it was a bomb b/c the way i wrapped the cord around the base..... i was mortified...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:44am
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  • In Soviet Russia vibrator and massage oil stop YOU!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:22pm
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  • I'll make it wet for you, white sexy girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:00pm
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