we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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