How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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