I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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