You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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