Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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