is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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