and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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