He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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