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  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:30pm

    Post contract or stfu.

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:33pm

    5:14 - yes its wonderful when thats all a girl wants. a contract? run for the fucking hills. theres other girls who arent weird as fuck about it out there

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:03pm

    Duh. Ever think that recipient of the booty call contract had decided he or she wanted more than that? Maybe the contract says not to get clingy, and oral sex is a two-fucking-way street? Hmmmm?

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:53pm

    A booty call contract should've read like this: SEX. LEAVE. Sign here______________

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:45am

    1:39 is fail. Actual text. It's pretty obvious the dude realized it was to easy, and by "it" I mean you. You said it's "your" booty call contract. Shit prolly been signed by more dudes than The Declaration of Independence.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:06pm

    I wanna know what it said!

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:59pm

    Maybe how they know each other is from online, and then talked on the phone lulz

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:06am

    You guys are taking this too serious! Obv, you don't NEED rules for booty calls. There are unspoken rules that all abide by. However, she probably thought it would be funny to send him the Booty Call Contract as a joke since she knows that she's just a booty call.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:18am

    All these rules people are posting are rediculous. It all goes without saying, you don't need it in writing, that's just stupid. And what are you talking about 11:33PM? I've had 2 booty call honeys so far and they were basically one night stand encounters that happened many times. Have you ever had a booty call babe or dude?

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:45pm

    booty calls are for sex without bullshit. you obviously are not hot enough to deal with any bullshit what so ever. lower your standards or get a tit job; your call.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:32am

    ahh i love cleveland and booty calls.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:49pm

    But if creepers it's creepers who are trying to pull a booty call on you, a booty call contract might be a clever way to get rid of them. Cheers to the author of this text.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:31pm

    There are so many possibilities for this text. She could have been trying to get rid of a creeper, maybe she made the contract really easy (don't call me unless you want in my pants) but he wanted more or the contract was way more serious and the guy was smart. Either way, I got some good ideas!

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:45pm

    The chances are good that I know the person who posted this. Go Cleveland.

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:46pm

    booty call contract? ain't it a booty call, cause there are NO strings attached?!?! I just call you when I want some booty... What kinda contract do we need for that?

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:29pm

    could i please see said contract?

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:43pm

    Sorry it keeps giving me an error when I try and post the rest.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:14pm

    but wait....wouldn't a guy be overjoyed that that was all this girl wanted? this is def. a bad night for all involved

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:31pm

    Settle down, it's just probably fake text that you guys are freaking out about. Fucking pathetic.

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:33pm

    I didn't realize so many people couldn't tell the difference between a one night stand and a booty call.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:37pm

    I want to see the contract

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:38pm

    because you're a desperate whore

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:32am

    why do i feel like this is a reference to a dave chapelle episode...the booty call contract? Anyone else?

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:31pm

    I want to see it as well. The posters here are being a little too simplistic. I think it is smart to set out in writing that if I text you after 10:00 on a weeknight looking for sex, you can say "no" and I can't get bent out of shape.

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:41pm

    is booty call contract an oxymoron

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:12pm

    why do you even have his email if its a booty call? booty call should be strictly a name/number basis. i dont even wanna know where the bitch is from