Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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