I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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