I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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