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  • Submitted by Tyler9978 on Nov 17, 11 at 11:51am

    How do you know Jesus? That's my landscaper. He's the one that gave me herpes.

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    Submitted by throwingstones on Nov 17, 11 at 12:23pm

    I give'th but cannot take'th away.

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    Submitted by sugar_30 on Nov 17, 11 at 11:43pm

    Clearly "somethingawful" failed out of EMT school and is bitter... Maybe next time champ.

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    Submitted by Summer2397 on Nov 17, 11 at 11:58am

    Actually laughed out loud on this one...!

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    Submitted by BrendanA on Nov 17, 11 at 5:56pm

    Not many people remember that verse in the Book of Ke$ha.

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    Submitted by Phys on Nov 17, 11 at 12:35pm

    Should have contacted her before this happened since she would be able to advise you on prevention: wear a condom

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    Submitted by emtchick on Nov 17, 11 at 2:33pm

    Haha just like we can't fix stupid-

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    Submitted by imjustinkay on Nov 17, 11 at 12:19pm

    @somethingawful what an idiot

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    Submitted by pinky22 on Nov 18, 11 at 12:17am

    Mr. Flinstone you're right. You have my respect for knowing wtf you're talking about! :)

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    Submitted by mkb0826 on Nov 17, 11 at 11:03pm

    Good ol' nasty ass Texas Tech

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    Submitted by julialynne on Nov 17, 11 at 11:56pm

    @ something awful: emts can do a lot more than just put on oxygen and drive the ambulance. And paramedics do need a doctors order. They have call the doctor to get permission to do and give a lot. Also, the only thing nurses can't do that medics can is intubate and even then a lot of hospitals train their nurse to tube

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    Submitted by Mr_Flintstone on Nov 17, 11 at 11:50pm

    Technically, something awful is right. EMT's can't do much more than give oxygen and drive; it's the Paramedics that can do all of the cool skills. Actually more than nurses can without a doc's permission.

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    Submitted by campbelljbird on Nov 18, 11 at 2:58am

    @julialynne as paramedics we have standing orders which means we can do things under our protocols without calling for permission every thing we do for each patient. We are an extension of our medical director. Should we need something outside of those protocols that's when we call for orders.

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    Submitted by rock_ahardplace on Nov 17, 11 at 8:59pm

    Herpes= the new leprosy

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    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Dec 11, 11 at 1:55am

    Emt ftw!

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 17, 11 at 8:27pm

    but since your also a stripper you sure can give them

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    Submitted by mcfuckers on Nov 18, 11 at 12:18am

    Ahh my bf is an emt...gotta love them.

  • Submitted by somethingawful on Nov 17, 11 at 12:08pm

    EMT's can't do shit. They just put oxygen on everyone. But they do drive the ambulance.