where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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