Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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