Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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