Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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