This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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