Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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