My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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