The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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