fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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