Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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