My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm at about main and main street
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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