Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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