At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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