I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Even my vagina gasped.
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
His nipple licking is glorious
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