i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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