Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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