I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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