I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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